この人によれば、世界の全てを0と1の間に押し込む事ができるのだそうだ。この人は気がふれたというふれこみだが、実際のところは自分を数直線に押し込んだだけなのだ。

というわけで、集合論を知らなくても使える数値型言語、 Acme::Bleach::Numerically を紹介します。

NAME
    Acme::Bleach::Numerically - Fit the whole world between 0 and 1

SYNOPSIS
      # To bleach your script numerically
      use Acme::Bleach::Numerically;
      print "Hello, world!\n";

      # Or do your own bleaching
      use Acme::Bleach::Numerically qw/num2str str2num/;
      my $world = str2num(qq{print "hello, world!\n";})

DESCRIPTION
    Georg Cantor has found that you can squeeze the whole world between zero
    and one. Many say he went insane because of that but the reality is, he
    just bleached himself with continuum hypothesis :)

    This module does just that -- map your whole world onto a single point
    between 0 and 1. Welcome to the Programming Continuum of Perl!

  EXPORT
    This module autobleaches when no argument is passed via "use". When you
    pass arguments, you can import "str2num" and "num2str" functions on
    demand.

BUGS
    This module is pretty slow when trying to bleach very large scripts.

SEE ALSO
    Georg Cantor <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Cantor>

    Acme::Bleach

    Math::BigFloat

AUTHOR
    Dan Kogai, <dankogai@dan.co.jp>

COPYRIGHT AND LICENSE
    Copyright (C) 2005 by Dan Kogai

    This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it
    under the same terms as Perl itself, either Perl version 5.8.7 or, at
    your option, any later version of Perl 5 you may have available.

SIGNATURE
      use Acme::Bleach::Numerically;
      0.43924578615781276573636996716277576435622482573471906469302823689043324274942438624694293330322859397882541185113124301737140129679390558528856757159461814533814416533092575624304971700174578115589069897446392714317394330698719965791863652492717345302658253407691232285183052024315270516691972601467999332334238068845967684072917336379759944975376129150390625

関数型でも命令型でもない、新しい電脳言語のパラダイム、「数値型」をお楽しみ下さい(大嘘)

Dan the Inventor of the Numeric Programming Language :)